There is no way to write an internet bio without sounding either like a douche who has a high opinion of himself, or a douche who wants to get in your pants.

If the shoe fits…

I’m a lawyer and writer passionate about exploring intersections to create new worlds where science and religion and history and sex and magic meet. I am specifically interested in questions of identity, meaning, and perceived realities.

That sounded douchier than I could have imagined.